Something clicked today. Â Not in the sense that my golf magically turned a corner, and that Iâ??m now on track for an appearance on the PGA Tour. Â Quite the opposite, in fact. Â Today Michael and I played awfully (again). Â BUT â?? and I stress the but â?? I couldnâ??t have been less fazed. Â Sure there was the odd mutter; and of course Iâ??d prefer to be making birdies on every hole (wouldnâ??t we all?). Â But â?? thereâ??s that word again â?? there was an air of satisfaction within me, a contentedness that marks a great departure from my days as a frustrated junior golfer, when bad scores ruined oneâ??s week. Â It might be that expectations have been lowered by my downward slide into chopper territory. Â I could speculate for hours.
The more likely explanation â?? at least in this case â?? is that todayâ??s course, The Lakes, was beautiful; an absolute pleasure. Â Set in a lush valley running through the Coromandel Peninsula, a couple of hours from Auckland, this course is a must play for all golf tourists. Â Itâ??s not long, but it is tight â?? and there are more hazards than the West Bank. Â Bank on losing a few balls. Â Also bank on being pleasantly surprised when you step onto (almost) every tee. Â In my short golfing career there are few courses I have played on which all (or nearly all) of the holes are quality. Â The Lakes is one of those few. Â Even the short holes â?? which can be weak at some resort courses â?? demanded careful attention. Â As did the 560m par 5 on the back nine (I forget which hole number) that took me 8 blows to finish. Â Mike and I did a lot of laughing at ourselves today, and even started marking down after each hole how many hazards we had visited before finding the bottom of the cup. Â (There were a lot).
We came across a notable French chap - whom we named Francois - playing with his (quite glamorous) wife. Â I say notable because Francois was very short, but his shorts were very long (pulled up to just below his nipples, to be precise). Â Mike nearly killed him on the par 3 10th, by smoking an 8 iron to the middle of the green at the same time as Francois and his other half were emerging from the bushes. Â Entirely Mike's fault, and didn't do much for Franco-Kiwi relations. Â Funny though. Â Francois wasn't impressed. Â The other funny thing about the wee Frenchman was this: he teed up the ball wherever he liked on the tee block - whether between the markers or otherwise. Â If the markers didn't suit him, he'd just tee up off to the right, or the left. Â The French...
The bad golf aside â?? I feel like Iâ??ve been scribbling those words a lot lately â?? it was a great day, and Iâ??m already looking forward to my next visit to The Lakes. Â The chaps in the pro shop were hospitable, and kindly spotted us cart (Iâ??ve got a couple of blisters already, so the cart was very welcome) on top of our green fee. Â Weather was epic too. Â Apres golf we zipped round the corner to our mateâ??s bach in Pauanui. Â Jay has been an unbelievable host...wait for it: she took us on a tiki tour of the town; let us use her washing machine (crucial); made us dinner (we cleaned up, mum, before you start); bought us a box of beers; and is now sitting brainstorming with us about who we should tap on the shoulder for a game of golf. Â So a BIG thank you Jay â?? hopefully Mike and I can repay your hospitality beyond this year. Â (Thereâ??s a photo of the lovely Jay in our photo gallery).
Tomorrow weâ??re off to the Waikato region, to play at Lochiel. Â After the game weâ??re heading to our mateâ??s farm to do some milking, fencing, etc. Â Should be a giggle. Â Until tomorrow...peace, JP
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where are the golf scores from the last two rounds?
Posted by corky, 05/01/2010 9:07pm (3 years ago)
Good blog mate, got us laughing
Posted by , 05/01/2010 12:23pm (3 years ago)